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One Night Stand Mike Figgis 1997	Hello. My name is Max. I'm 35. And I have 2 kids. And I'm married to a beautiful women. I work in the commercial advertising industry. I'm a commer...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
One Winter Weekend Erinne Dobson 2018	(upbeat orchestral music) (computer chiming) I sent her the top 20 dating ice-breakers. Top 20? I thought it was supposed to be top ten. I k...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Opening Night John Cassavetes 1977	That's the way she wants it. She likes to be wet. Right, Miss Gordon? Bobby, I want you to fix these packages. They sound like sandpaper rubbing...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Paint Night Crystal Franceschini 2016	- [Narrator] Nightpantz. - Oh, is it Tuesday already? - Mhm. Paint night with the girls. - Yes, where all the wild ladies use painting as an ex...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Palm Springs Weekend Earl Hamner Jr. 1963	The trouble with me is I put women on a pedestal. You gotta stop going out with short women. For instance, what happens when you talk to a gir...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Part of the Weekend Never Dies Unknown 2008	Explain to me what you do. Basically, anything we like, under the name of Soulwax. Come on. First of all, can you tell the audience what's the...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Peepli Live Anusha Rizvi 2010	Brother. What if we lose our land? (Belches ) A river of colours paints this land With a trick in the dye at every bend A river of colours pai...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Prom Night J.S. Cardone 2008	- Thanks for taking us to the movies. - You're welcome, Donna. See you at school tomorrow. I'll wait for you at cheerleading tryouts. Yeah, I t...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Rent: Filmed Live on Broadway Jonathan Larson 2008	We begin on Christmas Eve with me, Mark, and my roommate, Roger. We live in an industrial loft on the corner of 11th Street and Avenue B. It's ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip Richard Pryor 1982	Ladies and gentlemen, live on the Sunset Strip, Richard Pryor! We are gathered here today... to make sure... everyone eats. If not each other....	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Richard Pryor: Live in Concert Richard Pryor 1979	Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, thank you. Thank you much. Good evening. Waiting for the people to get from the bathroom. People are ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Robin Williams - Live on Broadway Robin Williams 2002	Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Robin Williams! Thank you! Oh, please! Sit the fuck down! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Oh, yes! O...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Robin Williams: Live on Broadway Robin Williams 2002	Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Robin Williams Thank you! Peace! Are you safe up there? Thank you! Thank you! ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Run All Night Brad Ingelsby 2015	I've done terrible things in my life. Things for which I can never be forgiven. I betrayed friends, turned my back on the ones closest to me. ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies Russell Howard 2009	(# Kasabian: Club Foot) (Cheering) Ladies and gentlemen... please welcome to the stage... Russell Howard! (Cheering) Hello! Well! Well, wel...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Saturday Church Damon Cardasis 2017	1 God is our refuge and strength, and ever-present help in troubles. Therefore, we will not fear, though the earth gives way, and the mountai...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Saturday Killer Yuthlert Sippapak 2010	Go with me? Err, what's your name? Mini. ...What's your name again? Mini. Oh, Sound interesting. And you? I'm Rain. Rain? Rain or mud? Hu...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Saturday Morning Mystery Kat Candler 2012	(STATIC) (SCREAM) I got nothin'. (CHILD CRYING) Was that a kid? (CHILD CRYING) I thought our ghost was an escaped convict. It is. (DRIP) ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Saturday Night and Sunday Morning Alan Sillitoe 1960	Nine-hundred and fifty-four. Nine-hundred and fifty-bloody-five. Another few more, and that's the lot for Friday. 14, 3 and tuppence for 1,000...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Saturday Night Fever Norman Wexler 1977	Hiya, Tony. Two or three? Two. Two. Give me two. That's good. Hey, you guys do layaway? As long as it don't turn into a 20-year mortgage. All ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Saturday's Warrior Michael Buster 2016	1 Jimmy? Life on Earth is going to be difficult. And it might feel like sometimes you're just not gonna make it. It's just a moment. And it'...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Shark Night 3D Will Hayes 2011	Night Shark That ESTs doing? Bjame Please do not take off the top. Not har. I have it. You're a pervert. - You want it? - Thanks This is n...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Silent Night Jayson Rothwell 2012	Up on the housetop, reindeer pause Out jumps good ol' Santa Claus Down through the chimney with lots of toys All for the little ones' Christ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Silent Night, Deadly Night Paul Caimi 1984	CHRISTMAS EVE, 1971 ... to St. Claus tonight there will be a full moon, and a starry sky for help you find your way. The temperature in this ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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