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Alex Cross
Marc Moss
2012		Is this how you wanna die? Hold it right there! Drop it! Freeze!! Hold on, guys. She's tryin' t'say something. What is it? - Thank you. - Ah,...Rate it:

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American Pie Presents: Band Camp
Adam Herz
2005		Hey, Stifler, how come Steve got all the talent in your family? Bite me, Fuck Face. Come on, man, you're missing it. I've seen it a million tim...Rate it:

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American Pie Presents: Beta House
Erik Lindsay
2007		HARRY: Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place? HARRY: Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place...Rate it:

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American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
David H. Steinberg
2009		MAN 1 ON COMPUTER: Mistress, spank my bottom. Spank it really hard! Please, spank my bottom! - That is unpleasant. - Spank it really hard. WOM...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Bam Margera Presents: Where The #$&% Is Santa?
Selina Becker
2008		What's up, kids? It's one week before Christmas. I have Shitbird sleeping there... ...and I got my homeboys on standby for a big snowball fight...Rate it:

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Beatriz at Dinner
Mike White
2017		Hola, ¿qué sucede? Lola, no. Lola, ¿por qué? CENTRO DE CÁNCER ARDENDALE Kim, mírate. Te ves fantástica. Voy a acomodarme, ¿sí? Ta...Rate it:

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Criss Cross
Daniel Fuchs
1949		Anna. Steve, i had to see you. He'll get wise. The last minute, you'll ruin everything. I slipped out. He was dancing. Oh, steve, i keep th...Rate it:

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Cross Bearer
Adam Ahlbrandt
2013		What would you do if the Heaven is opened and all the rage and the glory of the Almighty Heaven with his blind. Violence you would collapse? W...Rate it:

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Cross Creek
Dalene Young
1983		1 Marjorie: My journey to maturity began in New York in 1928. I was married to Charles Rawlings, a newspaper man and yachting enthusiast. I ha...Rate it:

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Cross of Iron
Julius J. Epstein
1977		FADE IN THE CREDITS: Which are SUPERIMPOSED OVER a SCENE of almost unnatural beauty. A thickly wooded forest which practically shut out the sun...Rate it:

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Cross Wars
Patrick Durham
2017		Hi, you don't happen to have the... The cross corms. I'm sorry, what? The cross corms. Which one are you talking about? Issue two. Right. Do...Rate it:

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Dinner at Eight
Frances Marion
1933		Darling, I've got Lord and Lady Ferncliffe. They'll come to dinner next Friday. I just had a radio from them on the boat. Wasn't that brilliant ...Rate it:

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Dinner for Schmucks
David Guion
2010		Poor Jacobson. He took his stapler? How pitiful is that? Still, you got to hand it to him... he wen! for it. That was his big mistake. Always...Rate it:

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Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
Unknown
2009		MAN ON TV. We now return to Aaron Sorkin's new show, The K!tchen. -Where's the miIk? No miIk? -We're out. No. WaIk with me. I want you to get ...Rate it:

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Fun Mom Dinner
Julie Rudd
2017		1 - You are not just a mom. You are a hot, hot, single lady. Oh, God. - Mom! - Just a second, sweetie! You are a well-educated... female pers...Rate it:

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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
William Rose
1967		You know, I just had a thought. Why don't I check in a hotel and rest. - You go find your folks. - Oh, John. You wanted to meet them. Let's ...Rate it:

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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
Johnny Knoxville
2013		Law offices. You know what I want to be when I grow up? - What? - A fisherman. I want to go fishing every day till I'm rich so I can move ri...Rate it:

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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5
Fax Bahr
2014		- Is it going? - Yes. Okay. Leave a message for Irving Zisman at the... You fucking mutt, you're fixing the penguin, dude. I don't give a fu...Rate it:

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Louis C.K. - Live at the Beacon Theater
Louis C.K.
2011		[indistinct chatter] -- Louis! -- Louis! [indistinct chatter] [cheering] Alright, let's get started. Go ahead, sit down. Okay, yes, sit down...Rate it:

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Mrs Henderson Presents
David Rose
2005		Forasmuch as it has pleased Almighty God of his great mercy, to take unto himself the soul of our dear brother here departed... ...we therefore...Rate it:

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My Dinner with Andre
Wallace Shawn
1981		The life of a playwright is tough. It's not easy, as some people seem to think. You work hard writing plays, and nobody puts them on. You take...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
Michael J. Nelson
1996		Ah! You're here. Hello. Welcome. I'm Dr. Clayton Forrester, and soon you will all bow down before me. What you're about to see is an experimen...Rate it:

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National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze
Patrick Casey
2003		Hey, Pete! Hey, hold this. I bought some sausage to go with crackers for Adrienne and me because we made out last night. Think she likes crac...Rate it:

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National Lampoon Presents: Surf Party
John 'J.D.' Drury
2013		As you go forth on your journey, and lead us into the next century, I know that you're going out into this world and will give one hundred and...Rate it:

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