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Deidra & Laney Rob a Train
Shelby Farrell
2017		1 You gotta hook me up. I need the answers for chemistry. - Yeah, no, it's totally fine. - I just need to pass my class. Okay, so, uh, chemist...Rate it:

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Don't Be a Menace to South Central
Shawn Wayans
1996		What up, y'all? Yo. I'm fixin' to tell you how it is in the hood. - See, 'cause in the hood, everybody's a target. No...Rate it:

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Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
Unknown
2009		MAN ON TV. We now return to Aaron Sorkin's new show, The K!tchen. -Where's the miIk? No miIk? -We're out. No. WaIk with me. I want you to get ...Rate it:

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Fight Club
Jim Uhls
1999		SCREEN BLACK JACK (V.O.) People were always asking me, did I know Tyler Durden. ...Rate it:

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Geography Club
Edmund Entin
2013		1 What am I looking for? [ICQ alarm sound] 72FINS: I have these sick shades. Orange frames. I'll wear those. RUS96: Cool. I'll be wearing a gr...Rate it:

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Grand Central
Gaëlle Macé
2013		Fuck! Bastard! - You didn't take anything? - Get lost! You didn't have anything in your wallet. Are you a bum? - Fuck off, please! It's the f...Rate it:

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How To Rob A Bank
Andrews Jenkins
2007		Life, as you know it, is stealing from you. Literally. Minute by minute, surcharge by surcharge... the ubiquitous convenience of modern life i...Rate it:

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InAPPropriate Comedy
Ken Pringle
2013		1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...Rate it:

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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
Johnny Knoxville
2013		Law offices. You know what I want to be when I grow up? - What? - A fisherman. I want to go fishing every day till I'm rich so I can move ri...Rate it:

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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5
Fax Bahr
2014		- Is it going? - Yes. Okay. Leave a message for Irving Zisman at the... You fucking mutt, you're fixing the penguin, dude. I don't give a fu...Rate it:

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Last Man Club
Bo Brinkman
2016		- Ok, Pete, time's up. - I used to fly one of those. - Fly what? - B-17, flying fortress. I served on one. Oh, yeah, the flight museum must b...Rate it:

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Let's Make the Teacher Have a Miscarriage Club
Eisuke Naitô
2011		1 Isn't it dead? Oh, it's twitching. Oh, yeah. Gross! What's so funny? Let's-Make-the-Teacher-Have-a-Miscarriage Club Aki Miyata Kaori Koba...Rate it:

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Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store
Louis C.K.
2015		1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...Rate it:

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Lucknow Central
Aseem Arora
2017		1 "Colorize" "O life, there could not be a mix Of my colors with your colors" "I tried every moment, but That friendship couldn't happen" "O ...Rate it:

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Misery Loves Comedy
Kevin Pollak
2015		Am I gonna get fed? There's like a table, I'm leaning on it, I feel like I'm alone in an airport. What's the second question? God, that's a g...Rate it:

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Mrs Henderson Presents
David Rose
2005		Forasmuch as it has pleased Almighty God of his great mercy, to take unto himself the soul of our dear brother here departed... ...we therefore...Rate it:

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National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze
Patrick Casey
2003		Hey, Pete! Hey, hold this. I bought some sausage to go with crackers for Adrienne and me because we made out last night. Think she likes crac...Rate it:

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National Lampoon Presents: Surf Party
John 'J.D.' Drury
2013		As you go forth on your journey, and lead us into the next century, I know that you're going out into this world and will give one hundred and...Rate it:

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National Theatre Live: The Comedy of Errors
William Shakespeare
2012		When we're out in the moonlight lookin' up on skies above feels so good when I'm near you holding hands and making love whoo, whoo, bab...Rate it:

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Original Kings of Comedy
Cedric the Entertainer
2000		Work harder! Keep on! Cut! Wake up! Even extras are actors. We're not making a ghost film now. Though you guys play the roles of pedestrians, ...Rate it:

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Phunny Business: A Black Comedy
John Davies
2011		BUT, HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE HIM, CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN MR. GEORGE WILLBORN. CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN...Rate it:

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Professor Iris in Animal Jazz Club
Marie Noelle
2003		Announcer: And Now, Here's Professor Iris will sing a operatic way. PROFESSOR IRIS La donna è mobile Qual piuma al vento Muta d'accento E di pensi...Rate it:

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Rob Roy
Alan Sharp
1995		I deliver perfection...|and don't brag about it! :D How long? A day, maybe two. They're gone, Rob, and the beasts sold. There's a wee glen|on t...Rate it:

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Rob the Mob
Jonathan Fernandez
2014		Right there. What, the liquor store? No, the flower shop. Valentine's Day, baby. Aw, sweetie. Guess what? What? I love you. Why the fuck wo...Rate it:

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