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National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze Patrick Casey 2003	Hey, Pete! Hey, hold this. I bought some sausage to go with crackers for Adrienne and me because we made out last night. Think she likes crac...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
National Lampoon Presents: Surf Party John 'J.D.' Drury 2013	As you go forth on your journey, and lead us into the next century, I know that you're going out into this world and will give one hundred and...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
National Theatre Live: The Comedy of Errors William Shakespeare 2012	When we're out in the moonlight lookin' up on skies above feels so good when I'm near you holding hands and making love whoo, whoo, bab...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Nice Guy Johnny Edward Burns 2010	Hello, hello, this is Johnny Rizzo joining you on the overnight on the K-Spot, sports talk, KSPT! How's everyone doing tonight? I'm gonna be wi...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Nirvana: Live at the Paramount Unknown 2011	CHEERING Happy Halloween. This song was written by a band called the Vaselines. They're from Edinburgh, Scotland and they're very punk rock. # ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
No Family Ginnel Lewis 2023	Done by: Ginnel Lewis INT. CABIN- NIGHT EMMA walks towards her parents bedroom, holding a knife in her left hand. As she walks closer Emma st...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
No Way to Live Nick Chakwin 2016	1 Afternoon, sir. I'm here with the Dirby home improvement company. Do you have a moment to take a look at our top-of-the-line portable vacu...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Original Kings of Comedy Cedric the Entertainer 2000	Work harder! Keep on! Cut! Wake up! Even extras are actors. We're not making a ghost film now. Though you guys play the roles of pedestrians, ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Peepli Live Anusha Rizvi 2010	Brother. What if we lose our land? (Belches ) A river of colours paints this land With a trick in the dye at every bend A river of colours pai...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Phunny Business: A Black Comedy John Davies 2011	BUT, HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE HIM, CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN MR. GEORGE WILLBORN. CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Quiz Show Paul Attanasio 1994	So this is the 300. The forward look. That's the ermine white. Seventeen coats, hand-sanded. - l'm sure it's the 17th coat that does it. - Po...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Regular Show J.G. Quintel 2010	[crowd cheering] All right, Beef Burrito. I'm gonna give you one more chance to take back what you said about my mom! I'll kill you! ...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Regular Show J.G. Quintel 2010	(LAUGHING) (GRUNTS) (CONTINUES LAUGHING) BENSON: Come on! You know that's not the way you're supposed to do it! -Well, this way's totally faste...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Regular Show J.G. Quintel 2011	Snacks disappearing from the snack bar? Holes in the walls? $500 worth of prank phone calls? It's ridiculous! What are you doing to my park...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Regular Show J.G. Quintel 2010	[Benson] All right, listen up. We've got this birthday party today, so, lots to do, lots to do. Muscle Man, Hi-Five Ghost, you're in ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Rent: Filmed Live on Broadway Jonathan Larson 2008	We begin on Christmas Eve with me, Mark, and my roommate, Roger. We live in an industrial loft on the corner of 11th Street and Avenue B. It's ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip Richard Pryor 1982	Ladies and gentlemen, live on the Sunset Strip, Richard Pryor! We are gathered here today... to make sure... everyone eats. If not each other....	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Richard Pryor: Live in Concert Richard Pryor 1979	Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, thank you. Thank you much. Good evening. Waiting for the people to get from the bathroom. People are ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Ricky Gervais Live 2: Politics Ricky Gervais 2004	Thank you. Hello, Chicago. How are you? Wow wow. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you. I, um... Thank you. Thank you. That was ...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
Robin Williams - Live on Broadway Robin Williams 2002	Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Robin Williams! Thank you! Oh, please! Sit the fuck down! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Oh, yes! O...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Robin Williams: Live on Broadway Robin Williams 2002	Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Robin Williams Thank you! Peace! Are you safe up there? Thank you! Thank you! ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies Russell Howard 2009	(# Kasabian: Club Foot) (Cheering) Ladies and gentlemen... please welcome to the stage... Russell Howard! (Cheering) Hello! Well! Well, wel...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Russell Peters: Almost Famous Russell Peters 2016	-Yeah, Russell! Oi, Russell! Your mother is so fat. What the hell did you say to me? Do I look like Ryan's mom? Somebody gonna get a hurt real...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird Tony Geiss 1985	[Drum Cadence] Ladies And Gentlemen, Would You Please Rise For The Grouch Anthem? No, No, No. With The Grouch Anthem, You Stay Sitting Down. ...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)

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