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A New Year of Lying to Myself... In Song!!
Thomas Sanders
2017		[Thomas]: What's this? 2016 has evolved into 2017! Or devolved. . . We don't know yet. We're gonna find out together. *logo* [Thomas]: What is up...Rate it:

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How to Become Myself
Madoka Hosotani
2007		Hurry, hurry! Eat this, nerd. Hey, I brought a camera today. Let's take one together. - Let's take one. - Sure! Take one for us then, Juri. ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
I Can Do Bad All By Myself
Tyler Perry
2009		Hello. Hello. -Hello. -Hello. That's what we do at Club Indigo. The more you drink, the better I look. And the more you drink, the better y...Rate it:

(2.36 / 11 votes)
In Memoria Di Me (In Memory of Myself)
Saverio Costanzo
2007		I need to have an ideal, a reason to live for. I don't want to keep chasing after the same freedom that everyone wants. It's false. It's false...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map
Jeff Dunham
2014		Jeff Dunham: Five continents. 12 countries. 19 cities. 50,000 miles. Five characters. One dead terrorist. We're all over the map. (Title Card) Je...Rate it:

(3.20 / 5 votes)
Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself
Jeff Dunham
2006		(Opening) Sweet Daddy Dee: Jeff Dunham, i'm talking to you my man. This is your night and this is your time. You're gonna put the smackdown on tha...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos
Jeff Dunham
2011		JEFF DUNHAM: I can't believe the show starts in half an hour and Achmed's late. Walter: Maybe he drowned trying to visit Bin Laden's grave. (laugh...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Jeff Dunham: Minding The Monsters
Jeff Dunham
2012		A.J: Storm clouds gather, darkness prowls, the moon shines full as specters howl. This scary house, this lonely road, revenge is coming, and best s...Rate it:

(2.67 / 3 votes)
Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity
Jeff Dunham
2007		Walter: All those kids and their hipping and their hopping. Pull up your damn pants, you morons! Jeff: Second Comedy Central special, it's gonna b...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Jeff Ross Roasts America
Unknown
2012		- Whitney houston just died. - What's that? Whitney houston just died. That's a joke. All: no. Whitney houston just died? Shit. Houston, w...Rate it:

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Jeff Ross Roasts the Border: Live from Brownsville, Texas
Michael Ferrucci
2017		1 Ross: Look at this beautiful crowd. Come up here, dude. Come up here. Look at this guy. What's your name? What's that? Herman. And... Wha...Rate it:

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Jeff, Who Lives at Home
Jay Duplass
2011		I watched Signs again last night. It keeps getting better every time I see it. It's funny. The first time you watch it, it's hard to understan...Rate it:

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Me Myself And Irene
Peter Farrelly
2000		(drumroll) (rousing orchestral fanfare playing) (fanfare ends) ♪♪ I got a star on my car and one on my chest ♪♪ ♪♪ A gun on my hip and the right to...Rate it:

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Me, Myself & Irene
Peter Farrelly
2000		l got a star on my car and one on my chest A gun on my hip and the right to arrest l'm a guy who's the boss on this highway So watch out what y...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! Wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walk...Rate it:

(4.20 / 5 votes)
The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Greetings, infidels! And now make a big loud noise for Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you! Thank you so much! Thank you! Well, thank you and tha...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Give it up for the man who let me borrow his Hummer to move a futon into my cave, Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Please give up a visible American standing ovation for our host: Mr. Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank You. Thank You. Stop. Tha...Rate it:

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When I Kill Myself
Yûsuke Yamada
2011		To stop the increasing suicide rate of teenagers The so called "Y.S.C." suicide suppression project was founded. Number 97. Noo~! To the kids...Rate it:

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